A MUST READ, I PROMISE!!!!!!!

Oh my goodness are the best words to describe my weekend rendezvous. First, I must fast forward to the craziest event that occurred this weekend. My friend and I decided to try this club that we had heard a lot about. The location of the club should have been enough for us to know that we should not go, but being the stubborn and curious girls we are, we went anyway. When we arrived, I was so disgusted. The guys were rough and acted as if they had never seen females outside of there family members before. They were trying to get our attention in all of the wrong ways. Once we got inside, the first thing that we noticed was all of the smoke that hit our faces. The second thing that we noticed was the guy on the stage with his buns out and a leather strap on his penis! Yes, we walked into Ladies' Night at this club. This is why all of the guys were outside because there was a stripper inside! We could not believe our eyes. He came through the audience and picked up girls and laid them on the floor. Then he brought out a chain and tied the girls up. It was amazing. For his grand finale.....let's just say it involved his penis, ice cream, and whipped cream. It was sooooooo funny. After all of this excitement, he cleaned himself up and walked off stage, but on his way off stage he walked passed me SLAPPING ME ON THE ASS on his way! I was so stunned; I did not know what to do! I just turned and looked at him, then at my friend and we just laughed. The look that he gave me was more shocking then the slap! He even approached me numerous times afterwards asking me would I help him get "ready" to go back on stage, for a hug, my name, and then my number. I said no to the first, yes to the second, lied about my name, and said that I guess I would give him my number. He walked away and we left before he could get my number. There were two strippers after him, but we didn't pay attention to them, we were enjoying the music. We were so bored with the strippers and desperate women; we just left and headed downtown. There were a lot of other things to my weekend, but this was definitely the highlight!